Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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