You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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