i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
