My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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