you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
two words...techno handjob
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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