hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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