Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
