The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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