I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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