My nipple is on Facebook.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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