On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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