Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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