Christians are straight up FREAKS
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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