You work out of a Hotel?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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