Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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