It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My cat gives me a boner
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
How's work?
Spinning.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Randomize
