the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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