Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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