My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Is it penis luge time yet?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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