so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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