My boss' voice literally gives me gas
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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