Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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