Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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