So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
