i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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