There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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