who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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