i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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