Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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