she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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