Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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