they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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