Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just found a bag of teeth...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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