Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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