So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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