if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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