party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
