I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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