Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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