saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize