Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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