My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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