you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
