What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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