Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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