in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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