I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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