ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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