Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
did you just send me my own nude
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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