How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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