He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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