one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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