He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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