She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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